Star With A Straight Dude?!
Star Jones' new dude is totally throwing off my gaydar. I keep hitting the side of that shit, but it's still not giving me an exact reading. I can totally picture her new dude's manpussy puckering at...
View ArticleAbsolutely NOT Fabulous
Gay Al is going to piss through his no-no when he see this shit! Item #42 on his cum bucket list is to have lunch with Ivana Trump just so she can raise her champagne glass and toast to her "dahling...
View ArticleThis Is Totally Gay Al's Two-Piece
Gay Al is going to burst a cum bubble when he sees these pictures of Star stretching out yet another one of his favorite freakum suits in St. Barts earlier this month. You can even tell by the look on...
View ArticleBarf Bags Not Included
A few years ago, Rosie O called Starlet Jones"delusional" because of that whole "dieting and Pilates" lie. Star's constipated trout face finally admitted she had her stomach cinched and sealed. Well,...
View ArticleDet. La Toya + The Busey = GOLD
The cast of The Whore Pit Viper Extravaganza (official name: Celebrity Apprentice) hasn't been officially announced yet, but Donald Trump's gang of wrecks met in Las Vegas last weekend for a launch...
View ArticleGay Al Slides Into NeNe's Corner
On this past episode of Celebrity Apprentice, Star Jones and NeNe Leakes' hate for each other started slow simmering at a low temperature, but apparently it's going to boil over in the next few weeks...
View ArticleAl Reynolds Wants Star Jones To Pay Him $50,000 For Talking Shit
On March 25th, Gay Al Reynolds got comfortable in his favorite white rattan king chair and sipped on his sweet tea while enjoying his favorite show The Wendy Williams Show. Everything quickly went...
View ArticleWhere The Hell Was Dionne Warwick Last Night?!!
Donald Trump and the producers of Celebrity Apprentice are wrong for making us sit through all 666 hours of last night's finale without delivering at least one quote of wisdom from the bump on my log...
View ArticleAnderson Cooper Goes In On Star Jones For Calling Him A Stunt Queen
While some of us were lighting sparklers from our b-holes to celebrate The Silver Foxcasually giving up his spot in the glass closet, that Aqualish-looking ass bitch Star Jones said on Today that she...
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And The Second Best Dressed Of The Kentucky Derby Goes To....
The Kentucky Derby was today and I don't know who's supposed to win (or if somebody already won, I don't know who won) and I don't think the celebrities who went even know. They just go because they...
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